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Customers praised this comedy reference tee for its "great material" and soft, comfortable fabric. Reviews highlighted the "right thickness," true-to-size fit, and quality print. Shoppers loved the Monty Python reference, noting it's perfect for fans and gets recognition. Fast shipping and quality construction noted.

  • 5 stars: 19 (100%)
  • 4 stars: 0 (0%)
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Timothy A.
Great shirt

Great material and fast shipping

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Randall C.H.
This but a scratch

Love the shirt

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Colton J.
Only a flesh wound

I mean what else is there to say

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Jon H.
IYKYK

This is a great "if you know you know" tee referencing a comedy classic that us Gen Xers still get. Love getting the old nod and grin from people when wearing it.

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BP
Join or Fie Shirt

Bought if for my son for his birthday and he LOVED IT!!!

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Joe K.
Perfect!

Was a gift for the wife who is a a Monty Python fan. She loved it.

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Jonny W.
Great shirt!

Shirt is the right thickness and cut well. Thank you for jot skimping on the material!

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Annette W.
New shirt

When i first saw this shirt I knew i had to have it. I'm a big Monty python fan so this was just perfect. I've bought a total of 6 shirts 2 of every one in the series. They are awesome thank you so much for the shirts and for all you do.

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Shaun R.
Tshirt

It arrived on time and as described

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Christa E.
Hilarious and Perfect

Perfect for my husband. Very funny. Also, great fit and quality.

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Michael R.
Came on time

Im wearing it now

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Brad G.
Great Shirt & Fit

Funny as hell! All of my older (my age) friends get it. The young kids need to watch more Python!

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Tiffany W.
Funny and good quality

The graphic has a funny reference (if you know Monty Python, you will get it) and the quality is great. Will definitely order again!

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James P.
Gotta love, Monty Python

Great shirt I’m glad somebody came out with that you guys rock. I would definitely recommend your T-shirts to anybody.

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Todd P.
Hilariously Funny Shirt

Great looking shirt, fits well and is true to size. I've lost track of how many Nine Line Apperal and hats. All top notch products.

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Paige B.
Great Shirt

Love the shirt fits true to size

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Gillian S.
Softest Tshirt Ever!

This was a wonderful gift for my husband who loves Monty Python. The fit was accurate, the material is the softest I’ve ever felt and the print was added nicely to the shirts. Will definitely be purchasing more.

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Allen L.
MEEEP!

Thanks for confirming how old I feel!! But damnit, it's still funny!!! And a good reminder for us all! Material quality nice, fits well, looks great! Kid classically trained, he thinks it's funny too!!

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KBar
Greatness

Love this shirt. I'm actuality wearing it now. It's very comfortable.
For size reference, I'm 5'10, 200 lb. XL fits good.

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